Now a word from my legal team: Shit Piss Snot and Puke.
Just coming out from the fugue of boy and girl child being sick at the same time and me being the only one home for a week to ensure they don't die. All mama, all the time.
Burning hot fevers, nightmares, constipation, diaherra, suppositories, enemas, ear infections, sinus infections, lack of appetite, not sleeping, sleeping all the time. So the story goes.
How to cope? Videos!! Lots and lots of videos. Proud parent am I.
How did I spend my week off from work? Being shat upon, puked on, sneezed on, and dare I say peed on. The joy, the bliss, the beauty of parenthood.
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