Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Focusing on the positive

Girl child upon exiting the pool after her first swimming lesson:

"I didn't drown!!" (said with much enthusiasm).

Tuesday, October 7, 2008


To the fly who just flew up my nose: First of all, JESUS!! Could you watch where you are going?! and 2) Could you please give my brain a kick when you get up there?

Friday, October 3, 2008

Flattery will get you everywhere

Dear Sir on the sidewalk -

Thank you for using your nice words when asking me for money. You were so polite!

And I do appreciate you telling me my ass was tight when I politely refused to give you any cash. I thought it was looking a little bit saggy lately, so thanks for the ego boost!