I feel closer to you now

Thank you to the person I saw on the bus who leads such a busy life that they felt compelled to clean their ears with Q-tips while riding to work. I needed to see that.


And thank you too, to the person who felt the need to share her defoliating routine on her morning commute. I realize chin hair may be a problem for you, and you were all prepared with the tweezers and the handheld mirror and all, but please spare your fellow passengers from viewing the plucking.



Leave it at home, people. Or at least for God's sake (and mine) do it in the comfort of your own vehicle. You know, the same way you pick your nose. "I am in my car therefore I am invisible to everyone else on the road."