Scenario: me and my pre-schooler son sitting beside each other on the couch. As we are watching t.v. he leans over to give me a hug unintentionally squishing my unencumbered bosom which has sort of drooped in between us.
He quickly pulls away, looking at me with surprised brown eyes. "Hey, what's that bump?"
"Uh, that's my breast, Honey."
"Mama, you should grow smaller ones so they don't stick out so much."
I think he's onto something there. I could have a whole patch of them in the backyard and they would be removable, reuseable, and variable in size. And I could freeze them or can with them.
Maybe it would even lead to a giant melon contest in the Fall.
Must. Plant. Early.
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