So I got my eyes examined at the weekend and everything's going along smoothly - my eyes are healthy, my vision has changed very mildly in one eye - and I'm ready to hop out of the chair and go when the optometrist says to me, "I do have to warn you about one thing."
And I am thinking, "What? The bill is going to be huge?"
Uh, no. She says, "Now that you are forty, you will start having trouble reading small lettering. It is inevitable."
Seriously long brain pause on my end. Then the light flickers on.
"You mean, bifocals?"
"Yes. I mean bifocals."
OMG. If that isn't a harbinger of old age, I don't know what is.
What's next? Leakage issues in my undercarriage?
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