Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Preschooler non sequitars

Girl child to me as I am lying in bed the other morning:
"Mama, you have a head?"

Sleepy me thinking, 'Oh, God, did it roll off my neck again?'

Girl child to me as she sits on my lap eating yogurt this early morning:
"Mama, you like cabbage?"

Me thinking, 'What? Do I smell like sauerkraut?'

Girl child to me as I am getting her dressed:
"My socks are angry."

Be glad it's not your diaper, kid.

Girl child to me as I am putting her to bed:
"I am not spaghetti."

Mm, maybe just a little around the eyes.

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